Chard 

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.

My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.

Chard by Robiatch July 20, 2019

chard 

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"

That chard looks like some bomb ish.

chard by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021

Chard 

a mix up of the words “child” and “retard”

*child having a fit*
dave: wow that kids being a real chard

Chard by eggduck September 10, 2022

Chard

A white boy who chases little skinny boys and squirrels.

That perv is such a chard

Chard by Bobertsussy October 23, 2025

Chard

Idiot, stupid, silly, funny, or whatever you want it to mean.

Did you see jimmy the other day when he fell off his bike? Such a chard.

Chard by Chardmaster47 April 10, 2026

Chard

Idiot, stupid, silly, funny, or whatever you want it to mean.

Did you see jimmy the other day when he fell off his bike? Such a chard.

Chard by Chardmaster47 April 10, 2026

Chard-on 

A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).

I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.

Chard-on by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009