When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
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He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.
Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.
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A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.
People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.
by NReb April 14, 2004
Get the Dave Chappelle mug.The Chappaquiddick incident refers to the circumstances surrounding the 1969 death of Mary Jo Kopechne, a former staff member in Senator Robert F. Kennedy's 1968 presidential campaign. Edward Kennedy was driving a car with Kopechne as his passenger when the Senator drove off Dike Bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha's Vineyard. The Senator swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day. He pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and was sentenced to two months in jail, suspended.
Chappaquiddick Island is a small island off the eastern end of the larger island of Martha's Vineyard and is part of the town of Edgartown, Massachusetts
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Get the chapped up mug.n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.
Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.
by John Stone Productions October 17, 2008
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" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"
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