Chair

Something you sit on
Hey I really want to sit on that chair
by dobson1 March 27, 2007
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chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
by ninsegation October 10, 2011
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chair

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work
" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."
by will305 June 15, 2009
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chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad
i just fucked a chair bro
by ur gf's side dish May 04, 2021
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On The Chair

When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair
Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed

Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
by ChunkyPotato August 17, 2016
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chair

a seat you sit on
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place
Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.
by spotterchair February 06, 2010
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