Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.

Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish

by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018

chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad

i just fucked a chair bro

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

chair

a seat you sit on

i love chairs

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.

by spotterchair February 7, 2010

chair

where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!

by the best ginger in town January 3, 2016

Chair

Originating from Gossip Girl fans all around the world, the word Chair is basically a different version of the already defined Waldass. It's a combination of the two characters names, to make one.
So in other words;
Chuck + Blair = Chair

Got it? Good.

Heather: Did you see last night's episode of GG?
Betty: Amagad! Yeahhh!!! Chair were so hot together. It's unbelievableee!!!!!
Heather: inorite!

by Laura-Marie February 15, 2010

Chair

When you bench your girl and fuck her hard

I chaired my bitch

by Thedarkhole December 12, 2017