CiscOwned

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"

<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.

by Vorondil December 3, 2004

CISCOwned

v. To be beaten down by CISCO

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.

by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004

CISCO Slice

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.

If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.

by MIKE March 24, 2005

ciscotastic

The art of being trained in CISCO. One is ciscotastic by becoming a CCNA or has endured at least one year of Cisco Hell. When one is ciscotastic, one has the right to deem other objects ciscotastic.

Your Ciscotastic. Age of Empires is really fuckin ciscotastic.

by Andrew October 11, 2004

Mac Cessory

An accessory you are forced to buy to get basic functionality on an Apple Mac computer.

Argh this standard microphone works on my PC but doesn't work on a damn Mac!

Dude, you need to buy a Mac Cessory to get that to work - or biff your Mac.

Steve Jobs makes millions from gay Mac Cessories!

by Les Grossman February 4, 2009

phil ceconi

he is sex; awesome drummer for bands We Say Goodbye and legendary local band The Misadventures.

me: phil your so cool
phil: no im not audrey is cooler
me: you two are awesome
phil: thanks, you too

by atracting pseudonym February 6, 2005

Cisco-Green

1) adj. - The color that Cisco Systems makes all of it's rack mount-able networking equipment. Darker than Seafoam, but lighter than Hunter.
2) n. - The amount of income one brings in as a result of a Cisco Systems certification.

1)
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_1> Man, I want a cisco-green suit...
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_2> Dude, that'd be Awesome in a Can!

2)
<Rich-Ass_Mofo> w00t! I just passed my CCIE!
<Poor-Ass_Mofo> Bro, you gotta gimme a piece o' that cisco-green...

by Vorondil December 3, 2004