Roman centurion

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017

centurion

A good way to get back one of your friends. When you approach someone who is sleeping, you pull out your cock and balls, place your balls over their eyes and your cock down their nose thus creating the illusion of a centurion's helmet. Photos optional.

Mike: "fucking Tom gave me a fruit basket today!"
Paul: "centurion his ass tonight!"

by Johnny Gibson September 26, 2007

goon centurian

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.

"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."

by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010

Centurion

Centurions are the sassiest and sexiest people to ever touch the face of the earth. Some might even say that they are too sexy for this camp.

Centurions too sexy for this camp x3
TOUCH YOURSELVES
Centurions too sexy for this camp x2

by 欧许 November 23, 2018

Centurion

People living 100 years or longer.

Dan works out for longevity, he wants to be a centurion.

by Kelsey H. June 17, 2020

Roman Centurion

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.

My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.

by Clever Satan March 11, 2022

Centurion

As other people have said 100 shots (beer) and 100 minutes. You may need a sober person timing if you are soft. If you have balls, go the double, this will get you fucked off your face and you will DEFINATELY need a timer.

If you cant make 100, everyone knows you are a pussy.

That centurion was a cheap way of getting off my face.

OR

That centurion killed

by Lext February 26, 2009