Definitions by luvlyjubblies

Roman centurion 

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

Roman centurion by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017