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collaring ceremony

When in pet play, a form of bdsm relationship, a pet and his/her owner/master etc... Are ready to give the pet a collar. The best way to describe a collaring ceremony is like a marriage. It can be either private or public. These ceremonies should be planned out and thought about vividly, like an actual wedding.
Collaring Ceremony: the point between a pet and owner, master, mistress where the pet is given a special collar to show they are owned. It is similar to a marriage and completey consensual.
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"
by Collaredfox May 10, 2016
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Clearing brush

a term white people use for picking up ugly bitches at a bar
Get out my way, we're going out tonight and clearing brush
by realtalkTea November 18, 2010
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clearingshop

A logical derivation of the common English word clearinghouse. It defines entities which obtain assets, property, etc. and liquidate them to the public at below wholesale prices.
There is an online auto parts clearinghouse that bears the name clearingshop.com
by robert berry December 14, 2008
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Claring

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.
You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?
by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011
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Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.
It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008
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Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.
Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."
by infantryscoming August 6, 2010
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Clearing the Canal

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).
Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.
by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009
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