To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.
Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.
by TheaXxX March 7, 2008
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Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005
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By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.
by Lady Motown December 30, 2004
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The word is practically synonymous with Paris Hilton but does not, in my humble opinion, cover superficially similar inviduals like Lindsey Lohan or indeed any other visibly stupid and annoying celebrity. I realise I am going against the tide here but what humour there is to be derived from the use of the word "celebutard" is intimately connected to it's development from the word "celebutante" and not it's more apparent relationship to the words "celebrity" and "retard".
"Celebutard" would not have been coined if "celebutante" had not existed first, the former is a play on the latter as far as I am concerned. How else to explain the connecting "-u-" when any other vowel (or none at all e.g "celebritard") would have done just as well? There is no "u" in either "celebrity" or "retard", there is a "u" however, in "celebutante".
It follows that someone like Hilton could be described as a "celebutard" since she is all three things, an erstwhile débutante, a celebrity and... ahem. Lindsey Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't actually fit that deb-y, upper-class "It girl" bracket. I guess people find it funny to describe her as a "celebutard" where they wouldn't have described her as a "celebutante" but for me, it's a pretty weak gag.
Whatever, I feel like King Canute on this one but I had to go on the record.
The word is practically synonymous with Paris Hilton but does not, in my humble opinion, cover superficially similar inviduals like Lindsey Lohan or indeed any other visibly stupid and annoying celebrity. I realise I am going against the tide here but what humour there is to be derived from the use of the word "celebutard" is intimately connected to it's development from the word "celebutante" and not it's more apparent relationship to the words "celebrity" and "retard".
"Celebutard" would not have been coined if "celebutante" had not existed first, the former is a play on the latter as far as I am concerned. How else to explain the connecting "-u-" when any other vowel (or none at all e.g "celebritard") would have done just as well? There is no "u" in either "celebrity" or "retard", there is a "u" however, in "celebutante".
It follows that someone like Hilton could be described as a "celebutard" since she is all three things, an erstwhile débutante, a celebrity and... ahem. Lindsey Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't actually fit that deb-y, upper-class "It girl" bracket. I guess people find it funny to describe her as a "celebutard" where they wouldn't have described her as a "celebutante" but for me, it's a pretty weak gag.
Whatever, I feel like King Canute on this one but I had to go on the record.
Noted celebutard Paris Hilton...
by nacho2 May 7, 2007
Get the celebutard mug."i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
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