Ceiling gang

The worst type of people, worse than your worst enemies. Horrible people

(joke created by PewDiePie)

did you hear Brian is ceiling gang, I thought he was floor gang

by JustA19YearOld April 21, 2020

Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting

Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.

Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.

Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.

by Cori and Laura October 7, 2021

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

ceiling gang

scum of the earth.

Wow, don't talk to Mike, I hear he's in ceiling gang...

by SalamanderSquid April 22, 2020

Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Celia

Someone who is pure of heart. She wishes to please those around her and is an excellent team player. She is very passionate and expresses all emotions with her soul, especially when she loves. Celia is a "hopeful" romantic who will search 'til the ends of the earth to find her soul-mate and will never settle for anything less. She is extremely loyal to her friends and will do anything to protect the people that she loves. She is caring and sweet, and will stay by your side when you're down or sick. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Celia, she will easily write you off. Not because she's cold and unforgiving, but because she is wise beyond her years and knows that the friends you will have forever are those who you can count on to never hurt you with intention. Celia is magnetic to all that meet her, with beauty, brains, and her witty sarcasm and good humor; how can anyone resist her?

Celia, you're such a great friend.

Oh, did you hear what Celia said? She is so wittily sarcastic. Hahaha =)

Don't cross Celia; she will cut you!

by CeBone11 April 13, 2010