cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Cauliflower

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.

Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!

by vagina whisperer October 18, 2008

anal cauliflower

Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.

Look at that guy, he have an anal cauliflower! It might be hemorrhoids or genital warts!

by Marvintwist May 14, 2011

Cauliflower Vagina

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

by merk_frost May 29, 2012

Cauliflowerhole

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.
(vaginal reference) A way of describing a female that is particularly of little significance, or one of which that used to be of significance, but is now disliked because of some sort of falling out.

I got some good Cauliflowerhole last night. That snapper was a'snappin.
Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower! Blossoming like a Cauliflowerhole!

by the holes July 14, 2010