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Catfisher

A catfisher is a man who actively seeks out catfish online because they get pleasure from being treated like shit, taken advantage of and tricked into believing they are worthy of a womans attention only to realize it is all a hoax. These men usually have lots of money, very small penises and low self esteem.
David is such a catfisher but acts like this all happens by accident. He knows he likes being rejected by fat women posing as hot females.
by saharadryhumor December 18, 2014
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catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.
“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”
by oolala22 October 12, 2019
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catcished

Your boyfriend is so catcished
by Bigcock3000000 March 3, 2026
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Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.
Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.
by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025
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catpissed

When some hoe mark her territory up in front of everyone. i.e. flopping her ass down on a dude's lap at a party so other bitches know what's up.
Yo that bitch Andrea just flopped all over Devon's lap to make a point. Looks like he just got catpissed.
by Dopplepopolous April 11, 2016
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Capfished

When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.
We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.
by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021
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