Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

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cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

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cantankerin

The act(s) of getting and of being high on any form of methamphetamine. Being so blissfully blasted that one forgets or is enabled to forget some or all of the constant shitty shittyness of life in today's world.

Fired from yet another of the world's worst positions what must be the world's shittyest non-government corporation good ol' boy Jethro was hankerin for a cantankerin. And folks, ol' Jethro better find one soon or it's gonna get nasty round his crick of the creek.

by El Guapo The Avacado Humper January 20, 2011

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