Kennedy Catholic High School

Home to many of the typical high school social classes&nuns who can't teach for their life.
-Preps- the most common (it IS a Catholic school, isn't it?). People who belong to this are: cheerleaders who think they're all that, but really can't do a hurkey; football players, who haven't won a game in the past ten years; and the (very annoying) smart kids.
-The oh-so-fake emo group. There aren't many of them, but theys wear as much eyeliner as they can&pretend to not give a crap about their grades.
- Thought it's a Catholic school, there are more gays than in NYC; parents send their kids there as "punishment" for their "sexual lifestyle" &the kids who think they're normal, but are super-annoying& don't leave the REAL normal people alone. (See stage 5 clinger)

-Freshmen: Babies who don't know how to walk in hallways. There's that group of freshmen who think they're hotter than anyone else, challenging the upper-classmen in volume levels, grades & even dating them.
-Sophomores: Obviously survived Freshmen year, so they think that entitles them to be the "Coolest Kids in School" and trample anyone in their path. Most obnoxious & dread actual work, like to complain.
-Juniors: Actually are serious about grades- they have college coming up. Suck-up to teachers, and try to flirt with the hot ones, which Kennedy has maybe two- visit their favorite teachers daily.
-Seniors: Can't wait to get out. The idiots flirt with the ditzy freshmen cheerleaders. Generally keep to themselves,.

Oh, you go to Kennedy Catholic High School? Are you gay or did you just think the uniform is sexy?

by LaLaLiexxx3 October 25, 2010

Cathedral Catholic High School

A super rich Catholic school where there are actually super nice people and super big bitches but they're all rich. Population: 1500 and you can defintely find a friend.

Asian Tree: The huge tree in the middle of the quad where everyone who is a freak/ and/or Asian can find their soul mate.

Grassy Knoll: The Grass Place where candidates for upcoming elections give speeches, kids eat lunch, ASB sells pizza.

Sports Teams: Wins EVERYTHING!!!

Biggest Rivals: Saints, the all boys gay ass shit school in fucking shit North Park where bums live, everyone at this school is a fucking kook/prick and if they're not, they've transfered to Cathedral. Saints is gay AS FUCK

I'm going to Cathedral Catholic High School, the best school in San Diego. I'm rich, and I know it.

by CCHS playa August 1, 2012

Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.

FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011

Montini Catholic High School

a catholic school that isn’t even catholic, everyone is fake, kids smoke weed, get into fights and don’t care about no but themselves. Go Broncos

your fake, you must go to Montini Catholic High School

by wowsers April 11, 2019

Guerin Catholic High School

Racist school filled with Rich kids. Girls only date white dudes there and black kids there act white except one. The school is very clicky and dumbasses date each other from the same friend group. If you are different then you don't belong at the school because every rich white kid at that school acts the fucking same. People at that school act like they fuck with you when they really talk shit about you behind your back. Retards like to flex their money and flex about their private jets. The basketball team is so bad and they need more black people on it especially the football team. People say the N word in front of the black students but they can't fight back because they are not trying to get expelled out of an expensive as fuck school. There is no events at the school only fine arts shit and the formal is just a bunch of people fucking around. The teachers are good, well some of them.

Guerin Catholic High School is a fine arts school

by Daniel Traps March 4, 2022

Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School

Private catholic school in the heart of Oklahoma City. This shithole is hardly able to be considered "private," because its lacking academics. You'd probably be better off just fucking it and going to John Marshall or Northwest Classen. This school is filled to the brim with plaid skirt wearing whores, who leap at any opportunity to get wasted or stoned. The "men" at this "school" all have small dicks, which they use to rape and assault their female classmates. Its a great enviornment for those seeking a poor education and bathrooms which smell like mango juul pods. The so called Catholics at this school are the furthest from God that one could be.

The Bishop Mcguinness Catholic High School quarterback angrily threw his helmet onto the ground and yelled, punching the air as his team suffered a brutal loss.

by fuckingwhore420 February 25, 2021

Red Bank Catholic High School

Mr. Ross is a fat Cunt who gets fucked by a strap on by his Chinese wife after she makes him chicken vindaloo. He has saggier titties than my 90 year old Grandma. Anyways boys like it up for more definitions

Sincerely, Mr. Ross's Chinese Children

Mr Ross works at Red Bank Catholic High School to feed his Chinese children who eat dog

by Mr. Ross’ Chinese children September 16, 2019