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mississippi caterpillar

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.
Oooh shit! You've got a Mississippi Caterpillar on your shoulder!
by Jonny Longballs April 14, 2009
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caterpillars

-Refers to a females unkept eyebrows; they are typically thick and dark
"Look at the nasty caterpillars on that girl"
by li8m February 20, 2009
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Catspert

Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.
Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.
Everyone: ............
by Banky Donkey February 17, 2009
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shedding caterpillars

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?
by great tit. May 14, 2011
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Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.
My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.
by me.....)()( March 9, 2014
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Horny Caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?

Person 2: Oh God yes!
by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023
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Caterpillar dick

when your pubes start to take over the shaft of your dick, making it furry like a caterpillar.
brenden told his friends about his caterpillar dick.
by 6124C3 September 27, 2009
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