scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010

catarac

catarac: when you smoke too much weed or not enough you get a catarac

boy jimmmey i see you catarac is FUCKING HUGE

by bob June 18, 2005

cataract

The # 1 American car, sold in Asia.

AHH SO you Bought a cataract, I thought you were buying a Rincon.

by JasonFive December 24, 2004

Cataracks

Cataracks - A cat with large amounts of money.

Dang, look there man! That cat has money? He has Cataracks bruh!
Person1: Ballin'

by runs May 3, 2013

anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009

cataract

A family disconnected from the outside world who breed amongst themselves and usually engage in a whole load of incest.

Don't go up the montains that's where the cataracts live

by EastCoastBoot December 23, 2003

Cataraks

What crick's have in their eyes cuz they blind.

Shut up, yo daddy got cataraks!

You cant see cuz u got them greasy ol cataraks.....duck.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003