Mental Castration 

The art of mentally manipulating someone so badly that they can't even begin to think about having sex

Everything was fine until she told me she used to be a man, then I underwent a mental castration every time I seen her naked.my shit was softer than Spongebob.

Mental Castration by LandoThaJuggalo December 28, 2010

electronic castration 

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

electronic castration by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Self-castration 

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

Self-castration by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

self-castration 

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

self-castration by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012

Societal Castration 

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.

Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....

Societal Castration by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019

spiritual castration 

permanently cleansing your inner hoe

Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."

spiritual castration by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016

self castration 

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

self castration by Darnie June 25, 2004