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cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".
Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.
by lilcatlover March 23, 2022
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Cashew

Someone that can't be bought. That doesn't like greed and people think he/she is crazy.
This cashew is driving me nuts.
by Doc Ellis May 1, 2024
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Cashew Itch

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.
"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010
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Cashew Boi

A “bitch boy” who is child like that thinks he’s a big shot. Talks up big game about looks, money, and his dick where in actuality is a total loser! Small dick aka Cashew Boi.
He’s such a cashew boi because he said he couldn’t commit but now is dating someone else.
by Casheboihater September 8, 2019
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cashew delisi

Super cashew delisi is a god at overwatch. Super's name comes from him being FUCKING NUTS at playing the tank role.
Someone:Where does super cashew delisi come from?
Me an intellectual:because he is so NUTS!
by Salmarix7 October 27, 2020
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Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews
Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!
by Wilamaral August 31, 2013
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Cashew Chicken

As the name so cleverly implies, cashew chicken is a dish with chicken and cashews sprinkled on it... The dish was created in Springfield, Missouri. I had never heard of it either until I went here, the locals go crazy for it so don't tell them it sucks (and it does) or they will track you down and sacrifice your first born to Trump.
Person 1: "What the fuck is cashew chicken?" - literally everyone not from the Midwest.
by Story Time for Rednecks August 10, 2019
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