A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.
Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
Get the Raymond Carvermug. The most disgusting thing in the entire realm of existence and otherwise. Broccoli like physique and feces colored face makes for a most foul individual. Not to mention he's a weeb and faps to hentai.
by MaxwellDionne March 1, 2017
Get the Tony Carvermug. A school full of fucking crackhead children that are the absolute cancer of the Earth. Though a select few are actually intelligent and end up in career paths that will benefit the world, most of those at this school are the scum of the universe. The boys are vape addicts that continuously jump from thot to thot while the girls believe that they are the qUiRkiEsT people to have ever been created. If you meet someone from Carver Middle that seems like they give off crackhead energy I would highly advise you to stay away because chance are they have herpes and or chlamydia.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is so hot.
Guy 2: Lowkey would smash.
Guy 3: No dude, she’s from Carver.
Guy 1: EW, Carver Middle is that school full of nicotine addicts.
Guy 2: Say sike right now.
Guy 3: Not tryna get no STDs bud.
Carver Middle is a disgostang school
Guy 2: Lowkey would smash.
Guy 3: No dude, she’s from Carver.
Guy 1: EW, Carver Middle is that school full of nicotine addicts.
Guy 2: Say sike right now.
Guy 3: Not tryna get no STDs bud.
Carver Middle is a disgostang school
by LanaDelRat September 15, 2019
Get the Carver Middlemug. Nom Carver is the antagonist in the Star Wars Battlefront series outside of the campaign. Often seen sabotaging team mates and annihilating his enemies. He commonly drops mines and detpacks while running straight through enemy lines, often times making suicide runs.
He is almost impossible to kill with conventional tactics, even more difficult with just a Rifle. Using high powered weapons and after dying 15 times to him will grant you the internal rage to finally take him down.
He is almost impossible to kill with conventional tactics, even more difficult with just a Rifle. Using high powered weapons and after dying 15 times to him will grant you the internal rage to finally take him down.
by Tucker_1102 March 17, 2022
Get the Nom Carvermug. Guy 1: Dude did you play a pb?
Guy 2: Nah, it was a norm carver
Guy 1: I bet you got owned
Guy 2: Yeah my team sucked
Guy 2: Nah, it was a norm carver
Guy 1: I bet you got owned
Guy 2: Yeah my team sucked
by Wenku January 16, 2013
Get the norm carvermug. acting like you are so cool when you actually are abnormally short and in fact not cool at all
using too much hair gel on ones own self
using too much hair gel on ones own self
omg look at Doopy he used way too much hair gel he is totally pulling a carver
omg look at Boopy he thinks he's all that but he's really pulling a carver.
Dude you totally pulled a carver i saw like twenty empty bottles of hair gel in your trash
omg look at Boopy he thinks he's all that but he's really pulling a carver.
Dude you totally pulled a carver i saw like twenty empty bottles of hair gel in your trash
by Oibun Dikshunaree October 27, 2014
Get the pulling a carvermug. Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021
Get the carver ranchesmug.