Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Arthritis

A code word used by men to talk or express feelings twords femail Genitalia such as (breast ass)

Dude she has nice ARTHRITIS

by Adolf best friend Nick May 19, 2008

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018

Marthritis

When you get absolutely fucked by Marth to the point of gaining a incurable disease.

"Dude did you hear about that guy at Evo who got Marthritis"

by Wizzys Hung September 7, 2018

Arthritish

Adjective: the feeling of having arthritis

i have been typing so long i feel arthritish

by MTNdewguy April 23, 2009

Arthritis Boom Boom

When you masturbate too much

“ Last night I got arthritis boom boom from watching porn”

by laughatthislol February 26, 2019

Carthrightis

Getting turned on by sitting in a car for 19 hours😂

We are high on carthrightis

by Soxuaodisjekjsiciwixidieuxjdke March 22, 2019