cart

a cart is created by holding a cat towards ones backside and farting onto it. the cart can then be passed on to an unsuspecting victim. phrase is derived from the mixture of cat/fart.

Joe, why dont you call your cat in by you, its bothering me... little does he know its a cart!

by unanimous anonymous September 29, 2007

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CART

A fart that is cowardly overdubbed with a loud staged cough to avoid embarrassment in polite company.

Charlie: Yes ma'am. *CART!*
The Queen: Oh you poor boy, you should really get something for that chest.
Charlie: Yes ma'am.

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

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Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

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