Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

cart

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her and she farts it out all over

Crazy Kate carted all over Beggs

by princess bearyyyyy January 15, 2009

carte

Damn awesome.

That shit was off the carte bro!

by nulldigit March 26, 2016

CART

A school in Clovis, CA www.cart.org

I hate going to CART the teachers suck hairy balls

by Kyle Hamilton January 10, 2004

cart

a cart is created by holding a cat towards ones backside and farting onto it. the cart can then be passed on to an unsuspecting victim. phrase is derived from the mixture of cat/fart.

Joe, why dont you call your cat in by you, its bothering me... little does he know its a cart!

by unanimous anonymous October 14, 2007

CART

A fart that is cowardly overdubbed with a loud staged cough to avoid embarrassment in polite company.

Charlie: Yes ma'am. *CART!*
The Queen: Oh you poor boy, you should really get something for that chest.
Charlie: Yes ma'am.

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009