Carriker

The fine art of negotiating your options with a hooker...where negotiating anal is actually more sexually satisfying then the act itself.

Kevin carrikered the prostitute last night when he was able to get a twofer...paid for a blow job and got anal for free.

by ##22## September 24, 2013

Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard)

No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.

Carsick Flamingo=Badass

Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"

by Dat Jew Doe August 25, 2011

Carricked

Carricked. Adjective.. Someone who is unable to grasp basic life concepts.. A person who makes excuses and blames others for their own actions.. The type of person who goes in front of a judge for assault and says it's the victims fault for making him angry..

"Will johnny ever be a grow up and be a man?" No son, Johnny will always be a stuck on stupid and blame others for his actions he's carricked..

by Winstrolbatman November 22, 2017

Carmickle

The act of being ass raped by a deer in the back of a 4x4 pickup truck while driving down the dirt road.

Dude I went out last night to Pekin, Indiana, drank 7 Pabst Blue Ribbons and got Carmickled on the way home...

by hardcore7 December 14, 2010

CarrickEra

Not just the best football Twitter account in existence, but he also happens to own MikeLUHG, JDMNComps and UTDTrey. He is feared among the football Twitter community for his extreme baiting, which is very hard to detect. He also has a Jaul Jogba agenda and is a huge fanboy of Michael Carrick. The greatest defensive midfielder of all time.

CarrickEra please stop being such a tank, you’re my favourite account

by CarrickEra June 5, 2021

carrickmacross

A hape of gypsy knackers

Carrickmacross lost in the county final again

by Ownjoe December 2, 2019

carricaburu

Carricaburu is a very rare last name. Lies in the hand of a great philosopher, Jay Baptist Carricaburu. Not a very well know last name. People with the last name are very caring and loving

Have you seen Carricaburu lately?

by Monomaniacs October 3, 2018