carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female

Jerrica is a carpet muncher.

by Carpet Muncher Supreme January 10, 2006

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 15, 2006

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog January 12, 2003

CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004

carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Carpet Muncher

Lesbian

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"

by Cracklee<3 October 27, 2008