A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

Carpet Muncher by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

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Carpet Muncher

A girl who eats pussy a lesbo a girl who likes a girl

Tia: Yo i heard sammy was a carpet muncher
Lisa: Yeah she can't get enough of that carpet

Carpet Muncher by FlyNiggaTy February 19, 2010

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Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

Carpet muncher by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

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