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carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...
get a load of that carpet muncher!
by salope May 22, 2008
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carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet
empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher
by Frogz June 17, 2006
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carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.
THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.
by bog April 8, 2006
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carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie
by Anonymous April 10, 2006
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Carpet Muncher

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"
by Cracklee<3 March 5, 2009
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