carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female

Jerrica is a carpet muncher.

by Carpet Muncher Supreme April 8, 2006

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 17, 2006

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006

CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT April 10, 2006

carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous April 10, 2006

Carpet Muncher

Lesbian

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"

by Cracklee<3 March 5, 2009