carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

by kimberlychan July 11, 2007

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

by slapabeezy May 7, 2007

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

by ughgughgu March 19, 2008

carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female

Jerrica is a carpet muncher.

by Carpet Muncher Supreme April 8, 2006

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 17, 2006

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006