I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come
“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”
Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”
Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
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Get the carked mug.Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.
It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.
Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.
Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.
Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.
Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
I have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.
by Drujon October 21, 2008
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Also known as Carcass Marcus or COVID Carky. A Carky Marky appears everywhere especially when you don’t want to see them. They are the life of the party but have little to no social skills. At night they cry into a pillow because they have no friends but “the boys” which is their cult. They have crystal and Jesus fetishes. If you know one don’t let them go, they spice stuff up.
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