carissa

the hottest fucking bitch in the world. the best best friend ever. way hotter than anyone named katelyn(but that's not hard). not a whore(like someone named katelyn). super pretty, could get any guy she wanted. and wayyy effing smarter than your bitch ass.

"Why is Katelyn getting the shit beat out of her by Carissa's bffffff?"
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."

by Oh, you know bitch :) December 9, 2008

Rando Calrissian

When you go on public in Warframe and a random joins your squad.

DoucheMcgee has joined your squad," Guys, we got ourselves a Rando Calrissian!"

by Dragonoid44 March 21, 2017

Carissa

Carissa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She knows how to have fun. Carissa is pretty much the most funny and nice girl I've ever met, and she doesn't even flaunt it. Plus, the girl's got an awesome chest. Her big blue eyes are the most enchanting I've ever seen.

Dude 1: Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.

....

Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wow....

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010

Carissa

A beautiful girl, with a great body (typically a cheerleader). She is usually very flexible, but no one knows, so once a guy gets her in bed, he's gonna have fun that night! She usually has gorgeous hazel eyes, is tall, and has blonde hair. She is very popular. She doesn't have boyfriends very often, as to she is trying to find the right guy. Carissa means beloved in greek, which is very true. She is loved by everyone, except jealous girls. She has a nice body, and curves that a guy would die for. She is skinny, but hey at least its not fat! She usually knows when a guy is the one for her. She will most likely fall in love with a guy named Daniel, or Jack. She always dates hot guys, typically baseball, lacrosse, or basketball players. Don't get me wrong, but it's hard to find girls named Carissa, so when you meet one, you gotta get on that before any other guy does. Good luck finding a Carissa!

beautiful cheerleader flexible tall hazel luck daniel jack carissa

by catsfats July 27, 2010

Carissa

Girl with a body like Jennifer Lopez and has a smile like a Roman Goddess. Kind to all and sweet to every one. Boyfriends are usually nice and kinda look like Tom Cruise. Has friends that care for her. Her Boyfriend also probably loves her alot. Kinda reminds you of an angle

Man 1: Did you see that hot chick walk by?

Man 2: Yea man, she was such a Carissa.

by pimpin' ninja February 25, 2009

Hando Calrissian

slang for a hand job.

Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.

by phishpac2 February 22, 2010

Carisma

Carisma is a funny and helpful person
that helps you no matter what even if you

don't ask for it. You can always count on her to keep a secret.

A Carisma will be your best friend until the end of time.

If you've met a Carisma you're so lucky.

by Abigail Grant June 11, 2018