I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado October 10, 2005

care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

by humpyfister March 29, 2010

Trump Care

A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick

Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.

by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

Caregiver

( age regression cg )

A caregiver is someone who takes care of a little/age regressor when they regress into a younger mindset. It's like a child and parent relationship, it's also not ddlg or ddlb those two are sexual where as a caregiver and a little/age regressor relationship is safe for work and not sexual at all. People use age regression as a coping mechanism for current or pass trauma and stress.

Blank is in littlespace do they have a caregiver to help take care of them?

by bunniboi88 February 23, 2021

Carejones

When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.

She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!

by word burgler June 9, 2018