Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

by mcbny March 8, 2017

Calded

Definition means that you have no hairline

Ha, Luke Marsonyou're calded

by Hay Jaslam September 26, 2018

carped out

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carped

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005