Carfap

The word used for "Crap" in a clean, Mr. Febreze, world.

"Crap..."
"Hey! Were in Mr. Febreze town!"
"Carfap..."

by Danief.... again April 3, 2009

The Carfa

Noun: One who gets coworkers names wrong over and over and over again. Also, a coworker who sends random yet flattering emails to coworkers through other's email accounts.

I saw The Carfa again in the breakroom. He still calls me Jennifer.

by Jsunderulo November 27, 2011

carax

Amazing space penguin.

A: Do you know what Carax looks like?
B: No, no one does.

by poratosmasher May 15, 2018

Carfark

When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.

"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Carfardi

When you're on 1-3 PM doors and you smell an awful smell coming from a bald fat guy in a wolf cult

Damn, it smells like Carfardi up in this shack.

by Jbengy February 20, 2021

Carfaya

A Person That Loves Dinosaurs.

I am a Carfaya.

by aliyahjohnson772 July 13, 2021

Carfatty

an individual who prefers to eat their fast food out of the limelight of the general populace. An individual who solely plays Pokémon Go in the comfort of their Hyundai/Nissan because they have lost all interest in the cosmic universe that exists outside of their iPhone 13.

Check out the carfatty slobbering on their McGriddle as they catch that Rattata. She really reminds me of your older brother, with the... cerebral palsy? Palsy? Am I an MD now? Fuck me and fuck that carfatty.

by xenoreactive February 3, 2024