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Capucitaurus

An abnormally large volume of capuccino in a single cup. Often consumed after a hard day's work. A capucitaurus can give you strength to continue on your daily routine at work
" I'm so tired I need a capucitaurus to wake up"

"Get me a capucitaurus please"
by hahahahahaj October 13, 2014
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Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
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Capucine

Big mesmerizing eyes, bubbly ass, and fun personality. It’s impossible not to fall in love with this goddess who is a free minded spirit. She doesn’t like being told what to do except in bed ;)
Capucine is so beautiful and funny! I am in love with that girl
by Venezuelababy January 26, 2021
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captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
by Scotty C. December 12, 2007
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penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
by jillabc March 22, 2008
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Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
by RRP crew August 13, 2010
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