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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.
Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.
by burninoil January 2, 2012
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Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes
Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”
by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018
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Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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captain disease

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
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Captain Date Rape

A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!

Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!

Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR

Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!
by George Micheal March 26, 2009
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captain dildo

The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies
"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)
by evansd September 15, 2009
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