when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't
an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy
by auditing the police April 20, 2024
Get the copsplaining mug.When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025
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When your younger brother is more cultiveted than you and uses every occation to explain people around how to do things (related to /culture/) «right».
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carlsplaining is very related to mansplaining
carlsplaining is very related to mansplaining
by Krisor December 27, 2017
Get the Carlsplaining mug.When someone from California explains something in a condescending way that people who aren't from California wouldn't understand.
Juular: "Isn't that just bread with avocado smeared on it, a white painted rustic looking living room, and a place full of douchebags?"
Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"
Juular: "Calisplaining much?"
Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"
Juular: "Calisplaining much?"
by pizzapie123 May 16, 2022
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Get the Chansplaining mug.The act of explaining the rules, strategies, or nuances of a card game to someone who is already very knowledgeable or skilled in the game, often in a condescending or patronizing manner.
by Genericwhiteguy#3 July 11, 2024
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