Chiplotion

The act of biting into a chipotle and the whole burrito falling apart.

Man, every time I eat at chipotle I receive a chiplotion.

by Aidanman101 August 12, 2012

Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

Captionista

Someone whos puts captions on YouTube videos

I wonder how many captionistas there are on YouTube.

by TUHUS June 30, 2021

CAPTIONS

It is when a person is obviously thinking something but doesn’t want to say it out loud. Usually it is the blunt truth that is written all over one’s face. A thought that can’t be verbalized without serious repercussions.

When a cute girl in a bikini walks by

Boyfriend says nothing and try’s not to look and stare.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
“ TURN OFF YOUR CAPTIONS PRICK”

by HTown Trouble December 31, 2021

Capulation

When an individual caps about sexual activity

That was some serious Capulation I know he didn't get any.

by NigChungus June 7, 2022

Capulation

A play on the word copulation refers to the act of cap (Lying) about sexual activity.

That was serious capulation, no way is he hittin' that

by NigChungus June 9, 2022

Capulation

An indication of something that seems to be
“Cap”

Billy: Yo! I just hooked up with cheerleader Ashley!
Cleatus: Nahh that’s capulation

by Sh0cK LINE December 28, 2022