CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

Cap'n Hahvahd

One who is from New England and is unable to speak properly; has most trouble with "r"s

John: I pahked my cah at Hahvahd yahd.

by the Awesome April 19, 2005

Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011

Cap'n Crunch Hole

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.

Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.

by Seabald September 13, 2016

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021

Cap'n cuts

Cuts on the roof of your mouth from enjoying too much Cap'n Crunch.

Also known as: Cap'n Crunch Mouth

That sweet tea really stung my Cap'n cuts.

by Dave Steebro November 20, 2010

Cap'n Danders

The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.

Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.

Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"

"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"

"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"

"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"

"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"

by Dr. Love ;) June 23, 2009