Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

bush canopy

When a girl with a natural bush goes commando, and wears a light shear dress, her bush creates a canopy with the shear material.

When she doesn't wear panties, her natural bush creates a bush canopy.

by Halon November 16, 2014

canoy

to stick a soda pop can into a females vaginal region and the drink it

i canoyed rachel with a can of diet coke.

brandon: see that girl?
zach:yea what about her?
brandon: i canoyed her last night
zach: did it taste good?
brandon:duh
"high 5!!!!"

by zach and brandon April 18, 2008

Caity Canopy

A lover's lusciously long brown hair encircling your face and hers, allowing for nothing to be seen except for her hopelessly blue eyes.

She moved on top of me, her Caity Canopy blocking out all worldy distractions, allowing me to focus solely on her ecstatic face.

by Henri Agoust November 12, 2008

cannoy

The word cannoy is another word for nasty or disturbing.
It's commonly used to describe a item or an act of behavior.

"That is a really cannoy shirt you got there Frank."
"The picture of the hound were rather cannoy."

by Mag_n_Taj November 17, 2015

Canpolo

A sport, in which one contestant stands on a can while the other ride past to try and knock the can from underneath.

In Canpolo nutshots were made personal fouls after one such incident happened to Henry the VIII.

by Doob! March 31, 2009

Conpoy

Derived from ancient Mesopotamian cruniform, the legend of Conpoy is one that lives on in the hearts if historians as well as humanity. Being born at the age of 16 life didn’t come easy to Conpoy. His many learning disabilities caused him to be shunned by Mesopotamian scholars and by extent its citizens. Conpoy had no choice but to escape from the shackles of civilization and live abroad in the wilderness sustaining himself off rattlesnake meat, poisonous mushrooms, and coon-tails. It was in his time away from civilization that he made such unforgettable contributions to the human race such as wheat cultivation, early written language, the hunting yo-yo and the BMX bike. By Conpoy eventually died around 6000 BCE roughly at the age of 18. His husked skeleton was separated and now inhabits the Library of Congress, Mark Zuckerburg’s compounds, and The Vatican.

I’m telling you bro he slurped that rattlesnake up like a piece of spaghetti! He’s a regular Conpoy!!!

by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021