A ritual participated without blood but the tears of women that did their hair for the pool, the goal is to completely annihilate everything in the region, the winner of the ritual is deemed king of fat asses for all dry landers to fear, the ritual is for shaggy the great to notice you instead of a incoviniance, but worthy to feel 0.001% of his power and say his name once: Norville Rogers
by NocturnalHuman January 29, 2019

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
by sihhh dude January 13, 2018

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.
by Watts83 May 8, 2014

A cannonball occurs when a person is taking a large hit from a bong and the marijuana is sucked through the bowl and splashes into the bong water.
by jotchanddavey12fwee March 3, 2019

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.
by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010

When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.
by NateDun January 23, 2009
