Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!

by jack-spratt October 8, 2009

Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.

'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'

by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009

Urinal Caking

The act of trying to hit on someone standing adjacent to you while in a public restroom.

Derived from the definition of caking: the act of flirting.

A pun referring to the the Urinal Cake within the urinal of a male restroom.

"Did you hear that Joe totally picked up some other guy in the bathroom."
"Yup. They were urinal caking for about 2 minutes before they started making out."

by Mistressoftheword March 7, 2010