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candygasm

When you eat a bunch of candy and it feels really good. You say to yourself, fuck being healthy, I ate an apple today, that's enough for me. Then you proceed to eat half a bag of candy and feel so good that you go to sleep.
this afternoon I was hungry and I found some candy. It was such a candygasm.
by where am i? April 5, 2005
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Candyman

Candyman is basically the bloody mary game but its a bit different, its when you go to your mirror, turn off all the lights and lock the door, then u say candyman 5 times in the mirror, APPARENTLY he comes through the mirror and fucking murders you with his hook hand and like rips you apart and shit, but its probably not true
"Lets go play candyman!"
"Are you fucking retarded?"
by ThatOneDumbBitch June 27, 2017
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CandyMan

A man who likes to have fun a lot and entertain others with his body.
You are having a party, so you should invite a candyman
by TimmyTurnover June 13, 2007
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candyman

Jeremy meets with the candyman when he needs to feel happy
by J Money43 February 12, 2008
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russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half
"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!
by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007
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candyman

A potbellied regular at the Disco 2000 party at Limelight. According to legend, he waited tables at TGIFriday's and used his earnings to buy large quantities of cocaine and ketamine, which he would use to attract young ladies for e-hugs and further fondlings. According to legend, another clubkid, Jessie, got angry with him for breaking off a relationship at a BBQ in front of many mutual friends. Jessie put a curse on Candyman leading to his death.

It is said that anyone who uses ketamine and says his name 3 times in the mirror at the Avalon (new name for limelight) nightclub, will see his ghost rising off the dancefloor at 3 AM, wearing the same old Pacific Sunwear outfit he was notorious for.
According to legend, the ghost of candyman still reigns at Avalon nightclub. Summon him at your own peril.
by nate March 21, 2005
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Candyass

Becky has a candyass
by I’m a butch April 20, 2018
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