The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection

“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.

Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 1, 2023

False Flag Candidate

In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.

"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."

"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."

"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."

by Ollie Anthem April 6, 2023

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

Meme Candidate

A politician that has a lot of support from memers (ex. people from 4chan) in which even though the politician is delusional or unrealistic policies and is controversial.

A good example of this is Donald J. Trump in which he was supported by people from /pol/ and the alt-right and make memes to promote him.

"We have voted a meme candidate as a president" said a /pol/ack on the 4chan board /pol/.

by Running in the nyetis May 8, 2017

friend candidate

a person that you are trying out to see if you would like to add them to your list of friends.

We went to the beer festival with our friend candidates, Charlie and Sue. They seem pretty cool.

by The Abacus April 3, 2009