Can’t have shit in Detroit 

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

Can’t have shit in Detroit by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

can't touch this 

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

can't touch this by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club 

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club by Unicornication July 10, 2016

can't hang

How to describe an ou tard after they drink or smoke. These niggas cannot contain themselves at all after consuming anything that has the potential to fuck them up. Most likely an ou tard will either vomit or just pass out, they are always out like a light.

I challenged an ou tard to match me on the dab rig but he was out like a light after just one dab, these dudes can't hang.

can't hang by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

can't be arsed syndrome 

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

can't be arsed syndrome by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

Can't whoop me 

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

Can't whoop me by Agra April 1, 2004

Can't Make Money 

A passive aggressive phrase that is paired with “must be nice.” Normally used to point out your own short comings when compared to someone else who spends their money on premium or fancy objects. such as "Cant Hide Money"
often said when your ex tries to make a joke about you wearing a "cant hide money" shirt

often used to piss off haters while you make dumb bread aka that chedda

"i thought you shirt said "cant make money" not cant hide money"
Can't Make Money-meaning there blind or trying to make a joke which is not funny

Can't Make Money by 6.0trap September 1, 2022