cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

castard

a bastard cassie

Castard, you're stupid!

by cassie February 12, 2003

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

cartardo

A very honest and funny guy who spends his free time with his finger up his nose.

There’s Cartardo!

by Bubbagump0913 May 26, 2018