calpano

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

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Calpetanus

A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.

Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!

by Spider83 April 6, 2011

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calpirger

(n.) one who calpirgs.

I see calpirgers ahead, so let's cut through these bushes!

by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009

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CalPERS

A bunch of tax payer funded leeches; but, this is also commonly used as acronym for the California Public Employee Retirement System.

Tommy: Yo dog, you get your check yet from a bunch of tax payer funded leeches?

Billy: Nah, yo. You?
Tommy: Yea playa - you know it was CalPERS straight up.
Billy: Say word?
Tommy: Word.

by have denke April 11, 2011

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Someone who is Calpurnia is someone who is very kind, has a big heart and is just pretty darn likable. She is a little anxious and definitely relies on people but she'll be there for anyone in return. Overall, shes pretty swell.

Wow, that girl Calpurnia can be a lot sometimes. But she always comes through and is pretty beautiful and nice.

by lloydfalcon November 8, 2018

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