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collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.
Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."
by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023
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leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention
as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"
by darcyb June 2, 2008
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sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.
Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*
by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013
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collapse

A one-word description of the Yankees during the 2004 American League Championship Series.
Having been just three outs away from sweeping the Red Sox out of the ALCS and going on to lose the series four games later was the biggest collapse in Major League Baseball post-season history.
by Nick Weiner May 11, 2008
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Collapse your pants

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself
Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"
by Apache Rose September 1, 2009
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ball collapse

Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."

"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."

"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
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colony collapse disorder

colony collapse disorder CALL o knee co LAPSE dis OR der n. the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring
Rachel Carson: In my book Silent Spring I wrote about the impending disappearance of honeybees.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.
by Lil' Miss Sunshine April 29, 2007
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