caldoons

b00bz

dayummm look at the caldoons on that chick.

by christina macarena August 5, 2008

calyoons

The Marvel comics stand-in censoring of the words balls, nuts, or cajones.

J. Jonah: This steams my calyoons but good! Where are my pictures, Parker??

by Jerkwallace March 29, 2009

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

calgon

calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..

You pay more tocalgon than repairing your washingmachine.So there is no point of using that.,

by benkiser December 28, 2005

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

calloons

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.

Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!

by Unitedforce March 2, 2008

cagool

stands for an unsuccessful affair with Chantal

Alec: I fucked up with Chantal
Fucko: wa dya get exactly ass hole?
Alec: I get cagool, fucko!

Smack
Fucko: Chantal is a bitch give me her Number
Alec: I know who you are, you're not Fucko, you're greg!
Fucko: Zuck!

by fucko May 10, 2005