calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Carene

gift of angels; from the north; fair skinned; a bold adventurer; she is a stength to those she loves;

Carene fair-skinned north adventurer

by lady.di February 5, 2010

Calegero

(pronounced "ka - lay - jeh - row") A crazy guy who likes to get wild whether it be on the dance floor or in bed. He loves to caress and give soft, slow kisses but the potential lover must have plenty of reserved energy because he is a dynamite in bed. Calegero is interested in winning, whoever or whatever the challenge. A fight, a race, a bit of physical or verbal sparring, or an opportunity to do things in new ways are the sparks of his engine.

Calegero is lean, they have strong bodies and may even be quite athletic. He is usually concerned to project a physical image of success. Calegero likes to win and generally do his very best to look the part. Appearance is important to him.

Calegero is a great leader, energetic, helps others to achieve their dreams, accepts challenges, believes the best of others, takes risks for others, defends the vulnerable, will give life for the loved one, continues action even if others give up.

Is that Calegero? I'd love to meet him. He is sexy!

or

Calegero gives me the butterflies when I hear him talk.

or

Calegero turned me on when he wrapped his strong arms around me.

or

Where did Calegero go? Is Calegero here yet?

by gkhan_USA March 20, 2010

Calendine

The head of an organization, group, or team

Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.

by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012