cake eater

one who carries on at least one adulterous to his or her primary relationship with no plans to end either relationship; from the expression "to have one's cake and eat it, too" referring to someone wanting to have something both ways

Jane is being such a cake eater, but sooner or later she's going to slip up and get dumped by both of her lovers.

by somervillain April 28, 2008

cake eater

The term cake eater describe a rather large person. Whom seems to consume not only cake, but anything else that is ediable despite the fact that it is making them grow to an un-healthy size.

"Wow look at that cake eater"
or
"Man, did you see that cake eater?"

or
"wow she's a real cake eater"

by Gerry Edwards April 28, 2008

Cake eater

a big douche. Synonymous with platters of food. Usually 6'3 colorblind males with large egos who wear jays. And thinks they're sweet. More times than not it refers to lazy, retarded roommates who sit around eating cake. All day.

"My roommate is such a f*cking cake eater."

by Neil Platt February 7, 2010

Cake Eater

A rich guy who enjoys anal intercourse with poor black men.

I saw Stephen hanging out with ex-convict Tyrone last night. I knew that fag was a cake eater.

by Ian Bizzy December 22, 2003

Cake Eater

Something that costs a lot of money and is non-essential or unattractive.

"Damn baby, those shoes are so ugly they ain't nothin' but cake eaters"

by Camus January 20, 2006

cake eater

one who eats cake, goes to a rich school, and is so rich that they can eat so much cake, they don't care

boy in bus yells to a rich school girl hey! you! cake eater! come have some cake!

by dukefanantic95 March 15, 2010

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018