Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

Caillou

Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.

Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"

Caillou: *screams*

by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018

Caillou

An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)

His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*

by ♥︎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♥︎ August 21, 2019

Caitlin

The most amazing human being you'll ever meet

Sweet, innocent, adorable, perfect, all words like these describe Caitlin, she's just amazing nothing else to say.....she's perfect and she gets blamed for to many things she dosnt do.
"The stock market crashed"
"CAITLIN!!!!!!"

I love you Caitlin

by Mouse👍 May 29, 2016

caillou

Caillou is a 4yr old boy who does not ever seem to age he is a bratty kid that always gets his way and does not deserve any hair. In French caillou translates to bald noot.

Person: ugh your so annoying

Person2: your such a fucking caillou

by BALD NOOT September 5, 2017

Caitlin

A person who is an intelligent, talented. Also somewho is caring and kind! She is easy to fall in love with, but difficult to fall out of love with. It's difficult to win her heart because she doesn't fall in love easily, but when you do you will have her forever!! She is confident when she wants to and she avoids to show some of her feelings. She is sexy, beautiful, and will do anythings for her friends

Caitlin is someone you will love to be with.

by Caitlin05 January 2, 2015

cailihphiliac

(n.) An Individual who derives sexual pleasure from palindromes.

Cailihphiliac Naomi, sex at noon taxes! I moan "cailihphiliac!".

by brandon oberlin September 25, 2007