Caillou

A lil boy that has a dead brain and has an inverted penis.he also has cancer

Caillou is a shit
Caillou fucks his mom

by Ueuehdu March 11, 2019

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Caillou

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.

Caillou made me search for my virginity.

by Pro December 28, 2004

Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!

10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!

by Mrs. Potato 101 March 24, 2022

Calluseats

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

cailum

An individual who is adored by many but doesn't know it. He is has potential to break hearts and make someone go crazy. He is extremely handsome and smart, however he may not know it. He is quite matrue but acts immature. He has a beautiful mind and is thoughtful. Many thinks of him 24/7. He is humble and sweet. He may be popular and athletic. So really, Cailum is wonderful, amazing, and perfect. Nobody deserves him yet is blessed to have him. He is hard to understand but loved.

Cailum is over there, by those girls who are swooning over him.

by collinsdj December 31, 2014

Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018