Douch Canoe

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.

What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.

by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009

Cahoonas

Cahoonas is the English derivative of ''cojones'' used in US and British slang to denote “boldness, manliness and courage” and popularised by iconic films such as Pulp Fiction and British male underwear brand Cahoonas.

You'll need a huge pair of Cahoonas to go 3 rounds in the ring with that nutter.

by ideasgarden April 28, 2013

choerryqtss

A kpop tiktok stann account that deserves more hype than Charli Damelio😫

Did you see choerryqtss’s new video?
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by Hey😫 December 24, 2020

Chaoed Down

The end result of Elaine Chao’s policies.

The factory I work in has been Chaoed Down, its being shut down and moved to China.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

cahoots

Secretly working with someone, usually behind the back of someone else.

Daisy is in cahoots with Mike!

by MoonKnight December 14, 2002

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009

Doosh Canoe

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.

Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!

by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010