cuffed jeans

cuffed jeans are when you roll up the bottom of a pair of jeans to make them shorter or into a Capri style. while some associate this trend with bisexuality, it is a fashion statement, not a way of coming out. cuffed jeans coexist and can be worn by everyone, and they don’t mean you’re bi! everyone can enjoy this style

“Hey are those cuffed jeans? They look great!”

by the other chloe of the ptc July 5, 2019

Caffeine Crackie

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

Brown Cuffed

When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.

Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?

No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.

Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

caffeine whore

A person who cannot function without regular caffeine fixes. A person who drinks most of the coffee in the coffee room, leaving none for anybody else. A person who will borrow money or steal coffee just to get a fix.

"There's no coffee left, that caffeine whore drank it all."

by Jeanette February 16, 2005

caffeine

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs

Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine

by jsgiv May 19, 2008

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

caffeign

n. a person who pretends to become hyper or otherwise energized as a result of drinking coffee, despite not actually feeling any discernible effects, often to a ridiculously unnecessary degree.

etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign

That guy is such a caffeign! He's only skipping maniacally to the beat of Miley Cyrus because he expected to become energized by the coffee I gave him, but in reality I only gave him hot chocolate mixed with poop (i.e.: Starbucks cookies).

by evlope December 12, 2009